Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Al Sharpton Blasts Tiger Woods for Lack of Mistress Diversity

The Rev. Al Sharpton held a press conference today to blast Tiger Woods for the lack of diversity among his mistresses. Sharpton claims that the lack of African-American women among Tiger Woods’ harem will have a negative affect on the black community, specifically young black girls.

“Why is it that a man who calls himself black can’t bring himself to cheat on his wife with a black woman?” said Sharpton, speaking to a group of supporters in Harlem. “What does it say to young black girls everywhere when you pass them over? Shame on you, Tiger Woods. What would your daddy say?”

Sharpton, who has long championed taking black women as mistresses, said that today’s black athletes need to stop neglecting black women when it comes to extramarital affairs, and should follow the examples of positive black role models such as Jesse Jackson and Martin Luther King, Jr., both of whom cheated on their wives with black women. Sharpton also stressed that cheating with African-American women would help the black community financially by giving black girls the chance to sell their stories to tabloids and gossip magazines.

Added Sharpton, “I’m not asking you to not cheat on your wives, I’m just asking you to give back to your own community.


  1. By giving back to the black community, as Rev. Al urges, doesn't that suggest there was money involved in these Tiger trysts? I had not heard that, but then again with all the salacious Tiger dirt spewing forth like a burst dam, why not?

    Kudos to Rev. Al, he's still out there with the bull horn, doing what's right for his flock.

  2. What a good Christian the Rev. Al is! But wait,
    what about all the neglected Asian whores,,just where is there oppertunity to break up a celebrity couple if so ignored?

  3. My basic take is "who gives a shit." It is a personal issue best left between his wife and himself. Not a pillar of ethical integrity perhaps, but none of my business.

    Having said this Good ole Al is being well ... good ole Al. The moron as usual.

  4. How about Tigers' blatant discrimination of ugly women???

    And gay men should be up in arms as well ... they too are being left out of all this tabloid money.

  5. Oh, Malcontent. You are evil! ... and oh so funny.

    It's a sign of the times when the lines between fact and parody begin to blur.